In the past month, I watched a crapload of movies

I can't possibly review them all, so here's a quick rundown. It sucks being sick in bed ...

My Super Ex Girlfriend:
Funny. I liked Uma Thurman in it ... give it a B-

Mr. Woodcock:
Bad. Nothing funny. D-

Employee of the Month:
Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson should be banned from making anymore movies. D

Strange Brew:
Absolutely hated this one, eh. F

Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins:
Yikes. I only watched this because there was nothing else on at the hospital. Monique was pretty good, though. D+

Zach Galifiankis Live:
He's an over-rated drunk idiot. Didn't laugh once. I cringed. F

August Rush:
WTF is this shit? Robin Williams looks like a cheap Bono. Stupid, unbelievable story! D

Moving Violations:
Cheap FUN! B-

Gilda:
Rita Hayworth stars in a brilliant film noir. A

51 Birch Street:
Compelling documentary about a documentary film maker's family. Beautiful! A

Role Models:
Funny and sweet .... B+

Caddy Shack:
Great fun and laughs. B+

Man's Favorite Sport?:
Rock Hudson vehicle about the fun of fishing. C

Road to Singapore:
One of the many Hope/Crosby "road" movies ... probably the best. B

Austrailia:
Long ass movie that goes nowhere. C-

Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day:
Dumb. D

Unforgiven:
Brilliant movie and scenery. Highly recommended. A

National Treasure:
Kinda gay. C

Dog Day Afternoon:
Bank robbery goes baaaaad. B

Strange Brew:
Absolutely hated this one, eh. F

It's a childhood favorite of mine, like "Stripes". Of course, I loved SCTV when I was a kid, and The McKenzie bros. I can't say it's a good movie, though. It could be so bad it's good?

Zach Galifiankis Live:
He's an over-rated drunk idiot. Didn't laugh once. I cringed. F

Over-rated by whom? Dane Cook is overrated, Zach Galifiankis isn't really even famous. Next to Patton Oswalt, he's my favorite comedian though, and I thought this particular dvd was HILARIOUS! Maybe being in the hospital doped up your sense of humor, I know vomiting and comedy don't really go together for me either.